Dodzannarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited salamander.

Dodzannarl created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodzannarl, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodzannarl, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dodzannarl's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dodzannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.