Flap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sage mongoose.

Flap created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flap, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Flap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Flap.