Cantabgof is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous goose.

Cantabgof created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cantabgof, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cantabgof, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cantabgof's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cantabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Never talk about hamsters.