Wanranpon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident dog.

Wanranpon created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Wanranpon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanranpon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wanranpon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wanranpon's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wanranpon.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never play with disobedient children.