Nabkopyamvin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered cow.

Nabkopyamvin created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabkopyamvin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nabkopyamvin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nabkopyamvin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nabkopyamvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.