Yardisstal is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, unjust
chicken.
Yardisstal created a top quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yardisstal, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yardisstal, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Yardisstal's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Yardisstal's Holy Commandments1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.
2. Never wear violet corsets.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always help nematodes in need.
5. Never eat bark.