Yardisstal is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust chicken.

Yardisstal created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yardisstal, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yardisstal, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yardisstal's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yardisstal's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear violet corsets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never eat bark.