Likflamwotsakdagtadsigtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable human.

Likflamwotsakdagtadsigtaf created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likflamwotsakdagtadsigtaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Likflamwotsakdagtadsigtaf, it will torture you forever.

Likflamwotsakdagtadsigtaf's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Likflamwotsakdagtadsigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the north.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never pour water over plants.