Tinyartort is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing centipede.

Tinyartort created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinyartort, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tinyartort, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tinyartort's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tinyartort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.