Minzigstik is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain walrus.

Minzigstik created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minzigstik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Minzigstik, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Minzigstik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Minzigstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Minzigstik's name in vain.

5. Never talk about amino acids.