Bomtabwig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, deceitful eagle.

Bomtabwig created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtabwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomtabwig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bomtabwig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bomtabwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never write about amino acids.