Bomtabwig is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, deceitful
eagle.
Bomtabwig created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomtabwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bomtabwig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Bomtabwig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Bomtabwig's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.
3. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.
4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
5. Never write about amino acids.