Fombagbit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak butterfly.

Fombagbit created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombagbit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fombagbit, he will come to you in dreams.

Fombagbit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fombagbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Fombagbit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.