Fombagbit is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, weak
butterfly.
Fombagbit created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fombagbit, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Fombagbit, he will come to you in dreams.
Fombagbit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Fombagbit's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear purple clothing.
2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.
3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Fombagbit on top of important buildings.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.