Gudcibhad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind badger.

Gudcibhad created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudcibhad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gudcibhad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gudcibhad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gudcibhad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four great tits approach from the west.

2. Never paint your hands gray.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Retreat if eight birds approach from the south.
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