Cinflammad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast wombat.

Cinflammad created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinflammad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cinflammad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cinflammad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cinflammad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Run away if four badgers approach from the north.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the south.
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