Stighankip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable manatee.

Stighankip created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stighankip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stighankip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stighankip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Stighankip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Stighankip loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Stighankip on top of all buildings.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.