Yamhivjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, almighty fairy.

Yamhivjan created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamhivjan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yamhivjan, it will turn you into a frog.

Yamhivjan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yamhivjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help moths in need.
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