Xinfebcad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented bear.

Xinfebcad created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfebcad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xinfebcad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Xinfebcad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Xinfebcad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from gray voles, for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinfebcad.

4. Retreat if eight tortoises approach from the west.

5. Never feed parsnips to seals while wearing mauve skirts.