Steryarbap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic penguin.

Steryarbap created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Steryarbap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Steryarbap, he will torture you forever.

Steryarbap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Steryarbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never run in the presence of geese.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Run away if nine sheep approach from the east.