Mapzedcut is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, effective
elephant.
Mapzedcut created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mapzedcut, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Mapzedcut, she will remove you from existence.
Mapzedcut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Mapzedcut's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. Mapzedcut loves voles, so they must be respected.
3. Always wear orange.
4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
5. Never hurt capybaras.