Mapzedcut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective elephant.

Mapzedcut created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapzedcut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mapzedcut, she will remove you from existence.

Mapzedcut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mapzedcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Mapzedcut loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never hurt capybaras.