Vadtabrat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless elephant.

Vadtabrat created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtabrat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadtabrat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vadtabrat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vadtabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.