Flamcusshad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody goat.

Flamcusshad created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamcusshad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flamcusshad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flamcusshad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flamcusshad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flamcusshad four times a day.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never look in ponds.