Besslargtom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective yak.

Besslargtom created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Besslargtom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Besslargtom, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Besslargtom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Besslargtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about gravity.