Flowjanmin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous dragon.

Flowjanmin created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowjanmin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flowjanmin, she will turn you into a snail.

Flowjanmin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Flowjanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowjanmin.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.