Flowjanmin is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous
dragon.
Flowjanmin created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowjanmin, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Flowjanmin, she will turn you into a snail.
Flowjanmin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Flowjanmin's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowjanmin.
2. Never eat coconuts.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.