Xinkargetgabquagmobhonfas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring squirrel.

Xinkargetgabquagmobhonfas created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinkargetgabquagmobhonfas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xinkargetgabquagmobhonfas, she will be mildly annoyed.

Xinkargetgabquagmobhonfas' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Xinkargetgabquagmobhonfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to gulls while wearing gray coats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.