Wadlarpfag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable
badger.
Wadlarpfag created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadlarpfag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Wadlarpfag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Wadlarpfag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Wadlarpfag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about stars.
2. Always look after injured capybaras.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Wadlarpfag must be the most important thing in your life.