Gedkencen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gedkencen created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedkencen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gedkencen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gedkencen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gedkencen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gedkencen's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Hide from mauve birds for they are unholy.

5. You must love Gedkencen.