Veenrip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid frog.

Veenrip created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenrip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veenrip, she will be very sad.

Veenrip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Veenrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Worship no other gods but Veenrip.
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