Fagnutomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, almighty wombat.

Fagnutomt created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fagnutomt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagnutomt, he will turn you into a duck.

Fagnutomt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fagnutomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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