Dimvogbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental beaver.

Dimvogbop created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimvogbop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dimvogbop, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dimvogbop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dimvogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never eat corn.