Pomnilltim is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable
jaguar.
Pomnilltim created bats three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pomnilltim, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pomnilltim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Pomnilltim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Pomnilltim's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. You must love Pomnilltim.