Pomnilltim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable jaguar.

Pomnilltim created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomnilltim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomnilltim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pomnilltim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pomnilltim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. You must love Pomnilltim.