Saksabsan is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, almighty goat.
Saksabsan created light two billion years ago.
If you believe in Saksabsan, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Saksabsan, he will turn you into a hamster.
Saksabsan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Saksabsan's Holy Commandments
1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not hurt doves.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always help ants.
5. You must never eat rice.