Cenflywee is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, smart monkey.

Cenflywee created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenflywee, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cenflywee, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cenflywee's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cenflywee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Cenflywee must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.