Panhotcut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage skunk.

Panhotcut created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panhotcut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Panhotcut, it will refuse to believe in you.

Panhotcut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Panhotcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Panhotcut on top of important buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Panhotcut.