Vilgebyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty mouse.

Vilgebyarl created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilgebyarl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vilgebyarl, he will turn you into a snail.

Vilgebyarl's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vilgebyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilgebyarl.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.