Jarnboglib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, astonishing slug.

Jarnboglib created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnboglib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarnboglib, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jarnboglib's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jarnboglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.