Jadbodyarp Zigtintip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying capybara.

Jadbodyarp Zigtintip created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadbodyarp Zigtintip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jadbodyarp Zigtintip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jadbodyarp Zigtintip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jadbodyarp Zigtintip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your neck black.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never write about gravity.