Midaffad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered crane.

Midaffad created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midaffad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midaffad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Midaffad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Midaffad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. You must pray to Midaffad eight times a day.

3. Never wear turquoise hats.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about amino acids.