Bugsiglik is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring unicorn.

Bugsiglik created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugsiglik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bugsiglik, she will turn you into a frog.

Bugsiglik's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bugsiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always obey Bugsiglik's priests.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always stare at clouds.