Stanbat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witty squirrel.

Stanbat created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stanbat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Stanbat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Stanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stanbat.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.