Busweecin Bidjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving gerbil.

Busweecin Bidjarn created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busweecin Bidjarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Busweecin Bidjarn, she will not care at all.

Busweecin Bidjarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Busweecin Bidjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Always obey Busweecin Bidjarn's priests.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.