Sabtungud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying yak.

Sabtungud created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabtungud, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabtungud, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sabtungud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sabtungud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Respect your elders.