Govwonbam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil turtle.

Govwonbam created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Govwonbam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Govwonbam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Govwonbam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Govwonbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near pigs.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.