Kadyatcad Kanstafsin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able hydra.

Kadyatcad Kanstafsin created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadyatcad Kanstafsin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kadyatcad Kanstafsin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kadyatcad Kanstafsin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kadyatcad Kanstafsin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. You must love Kadyatcad Kanstafsin.

5. Never write about black holes.