Dincarstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent scorpion.

Dincarstaf created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincarstaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dincarstaf, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dincarstaf's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dincarstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Put Dincarstaf first in all things.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never talk about fire.