Zanfossfabfomhonpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever dragon.

Zanfossfabfomhonpom created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanfossfabfomhonpom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanfossfabfomhonpom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zanfossfabfomhonpom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zanfossfabfomhonpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.