Sugdobgar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, quiet armadillo.

Sugdobgar created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugdobgar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugdobgar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sugdobgar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sugdobgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from red pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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