Sugdobgar is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, quiet
armadillo.
Sugdobgar created light two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sugdobgar, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sugdobgar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Sugdobgar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Sugdobgar's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Run away from red pigs, for they are unholy.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.