Bestfonster is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent wren.

Bestfonster created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bestfonster, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestfonster, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bestfonster's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bestfonster's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Bestfonster first in all things.