Tipgum is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unselfish weasel.

Tipgum created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipgum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tipgum, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tipgum's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tipgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sit in holy places.