Ditlimtin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing camel.

Ditlimtin created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditlimtin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ditlimtin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ditlimtin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ditlimtin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.