Cadrullgam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm dryad.

Cadrullgam created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadrullgam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadrullgam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cadrullgam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cadrullgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not take Cadrullgam's name in vain.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Cadrullgam loves manatees, so they must be respected.