Bogsithunrotcinget is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil penguin.

Bogsithunrotcinget created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsithunrotcinget, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogsithunrotcinget, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bogsithunrotcinget's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bogsithunrotcinget's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bogsithunrotcinget.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Never feed rice to hamsters while wearing orange skirts.